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Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings….

Does this mean I should cancel my my midnight Halloween ouija board seance in a graveyard faerie ring?

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Date a book. Date a book that reads people with increasing intensity until it understands them fully, has all their secrets. Date a book that sucks its victims dry, leaving behind a dusty husk that quickly decays. Get eaten by a book.

(via wouldirunoff)